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Auto Correct strikes my mother

Auto Correct strikes my mother

Back to my part time college where I took extra classes cause my university was cray about letting me take extra classes … Like its 2009.

Back to my part time college where I took extra classes cause my university was cray about letting me take extra classes … Like its 2009.

5 years ago today, first time I had been on a plane since I was 11! And I was flying alone to Denver!  #timehop

5 years ago today, first time I had been on a plane since I was 11! And I was flying alone to Denver! #timehop

Raid anyone? #destiny #destinythegame #nerd

Raid anyone? #destiny #destinythegame #nerd

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That’s messed up! #destiny #destinythegame

That’s messed up! #destiny #destinythegame

Out on a Saturday like its 2007

Out on a Saturday like its 2007

Proof that Diosito is real, and comes in a new package. Colombians know what I’m talking about.#chocoramo

Proof that Diosito is real, and comes in a new package. Colombians know what I’m talking about.#chocoramo

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Friday fun fact! Looks like I’m not only just mostly European, I’m pretty damn American too! #23andme

Friday fun fact! Looks like I’m not only just mostly European, I’m pretty damn American too! #23andme

Partying in Long Beach like its 2011

Partying in Long Beach like its 2011

It’s true it took a second #cousingraduation #nicknames @4everjamona listen closely at the end, haha

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Me and my new Kitty-Chan back pack! #hellokitty #kawaii

Me and my new Kitty-Chan back pack! #hellokitty #kawaii

I want this shirt, it looks like Christmas #uniqlo

I want this shirt, it looks like Christmas #uniqlo

Baby Brian, when I was skinny, cute, and clean shaven hahaha, wow 4 years ago #timehop

Baby Brian, when I was skinny, cute, and clean shaven hahaha, wow 4 years ago #timehop

I wanna go back to San Fran! 2 years ago this picture was  #timehop @buyalex

I wanna go back to San Fran! 2 years ago this picture was #timehop @buyalex

American Lightning was busy stalking Japanese Swiftness yesterday. @brianfmcdaniel